What's the most depressingly, pointlessly offensive film you've ever seen? A sequel to the silly, overblown but goofily enjoyable original tale of a hitman compelled to keep himself alive by constant jolts of adrenaline, the film announces its intentions from its opening moment, as our antihero, who has apparently died, is shovelled off the sidewalk and fitted with an artificial heart by a group of unscrupulous Chinese gangsters. He then spends the rest of the film attempting to retrieve his real heart.
Probably because an evil mobster cut out his heart and replaced it with a machine, and now he has to shock himself every few minutes. Some spoilers about the plot ahead. Crank 2 is one of those ratshit insane movies that makes me proud to be alive.
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Or should I say sexier than ever? Speaking of sex, she and Jason Statham are at it again in the sequel to the adrenaline-pumping action flick Crank. Passion in public…again.
Crank: High Voltage is a movie with a limited target audience. It is not for those who go to the theaters to make out with their dates. It is not for small children, those with heart conditions, or women who are pregnant or may become pregnant.
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But if he was real and not, uh, a movie character, could he really survive all that adrenaline-guzzling, heart-pummelling, blood pressure-raising action? In the original movie, Chev is poisoned by a slow-acting drug. He must keep his heart-rate above a certain level in order to stay alive.
EW talked to Statham about these new survival skills, as well as how he endured a shoot with embattled German director Uwe Boll — famous for his craptastic videogame adaptations such as BloodRayne — for the upcoming In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale. And he gets poisoned and it kind of binds with his blood. And the only way to sustain his life is to pump up his heart rate, which raises his adrenaline. Yeah, [my character] Chev Chelios gets very creative on how he can sustain that pulsating heart.